Jerky Boys; Branton Style

Solicitors. They can ruin an otherwise perfectly good night. They call our house constantly! Forget the "do not call" list. We've tried it. They find us anyway. Rather than give in and becoming annoyed, we decided to fight back. And by "we", I mean Kevin. Now? I actually look forward to the calls! The phone rings and we both run to check caller ID, in anticipation, hoping that we can dupe another poor soul....entertained by Kevin's antics. This is not his best work but it is still hilarious! The local dairy company called and Kevin channeled his inner redneck: I die. Seriously. This is nothing compared to the previous calls. Some people are so floored by (a) the accent and (b) his willingness to talk so openly about his bowel issues that they don't know what to do! Others just laugh hysterically and play along. Either way it's entertainment. Is it weird that I fall a little more in love with him every time he does this? I heart my crazy hubs.